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He’s doing it all to get back home—and he may never come back.
Yeah…
Elon on the launch pad,
Wallet gettin’ fatter than a booster stack.
One point seven five trillion on the IPO chart,
‘Cause Mars been callin’ to my heart.
[Verse 1]
Started with a Roadster, now I’m shootin’ for the stars,
Got one eye on Wall Street, one eye on Mars.
Falcon Heavy liftin’, Starlink in the sky,
Every time they doubt me, watch another rocket fly.
Starship on the launch rail, point it toward the red,
They’re all means to an end—
The journey back to where I was born and bred.
Tesla on the highway,
Grok inside the cloud,
Engineers workin’ overtime,
The shareholders get loud.
NASA and Artemis,
Mission after mission,
Everybody askin’ what I’m really buildin’
With this crazy ambition.
[Chorus]
I’m the Mars Man,
Rocket in my hand.
IPO record, trillion-dollar plan.
Earth’s just the runway,
Mars is the destination.
Mayor, king, emperor—
Martian civilization.
Mars Man,
Mars Man,
Watch me leave the Earth clan.
Jeff B can eat my stardust,
I’m the original Mars Man.
[Verse 2]
Data centers in space,
Servers in the void,
Trainin’ giant models while gravity’s destroyed.
Solar panels glitter,
Satellites align,
Every crazy business somehow fits the grand design.
We’ll fab our own chips,
Even if we gotta buy Taiwan for the labor.
Wall Street says, “Elon,
You might wanna do a favor
And slow down just a little.”
I say, “Nah, not today.”
I got a planet waitin’
Just a hundred million miles away.
Starship after Starship,
Stack ’em to the sky.
If one blows up,
We learn and build another by July.
People say I’m reckless,
People say I’m strange.
History just calls that
An aggressive growth range.
[Chorus]
I’m the Mars Man,
Rocket in my hand.
IPO record, trillion-dollar plan.
Earth’s just the runway,
Mars is the destination.
Mayor, king, emperor—
Martian civilization.
Mars Man,
Mars Man,
Watch me leave the Earth clan.
Jeff B can eat my stardust,
I’m the original Mars Man.
[Bridge]
What you need a trillion for?
Mars.
What you need two trillion for?
Mars.
What you need ten thousand rockets for?
Mars.
What you need all these companies for?
Mars.
Falcon Heavy.
Starlink.
Starship.
Tesla.
Grok.
Every road leads to the same red rock.
[Verse 3]
First we build the city,
Then we build the dome,
Then we build a Martian version
Of the place called home.
Martian stock exchange,
Martian voting booth,
Martian memes and Martian news
And Martian lawsuits too.
Got a Martian motorcade,
Martian secret police,
Martian billionaires complainin’
About the price of Martian cheese.
Everybody asks me,
“Will you ever come back?”
I smile beneath the helmet,
Give a little laugh.
Maybe not.
‘Cause once I get elected,
And the colonies start,
I’ll be Mayor of Mars
With a trillion-dollar heart.
Then king of Mars,
If the people all agree.
Then emperor of Mars,
If they’re smart enough to see.
[Final Chorus]
I’m the Mars Man,
Rocket in my hand.
One point seven five trillion,
According to the plan.
Falcon Heavy and Starlink,
Starship and Artemis.
NASA and Tesla and Grok,
Every piece contributes.
Data centers in space,
Chips built by the ton.
Earth was just the startup,
Mars is where it’s done.
Mars Man,
Mars Man,
Leaving Earth behind, man.
If you need me, check the skyline—
I’m the Mayor of Mars, man.
[Outro]
Countdown…
Ten…
Nine…
Eight…
Tell Wall Street thanks.
Three…
Two…
One…
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