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A selfie goddess shares the secrets of her social media conquests.
INTRO
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reels, postin’ reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reeeeels
VERSE 1
Well, you can tell by the way I use my phone
I’m a postin’ gal — got a feed all my own
Ring light warm and the filter tight
Been workin’ this angle since last Saturday night
And now it’s all right, it’s okay
And you can look the other way
We can try to understand
The algorithm’s plan for this woman
PRE-CHORUS
Whether you double-tap or you scroll on by
I’m postin’ anyway, watch my numbers fly
I’ve been leered at since I was born
Now I monetize every stare and every yawn
CHORUS
♩ Full disco brass · four-on-the-floor kick
And I’m postin’ reels, postin’ reels
Feel the city break and everybody reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reels, postin’ reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reeeeels
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Postin’ reels
VERSE 2
Well, you can tell by the glow of my complexion
That I’ve been doing this for brand perfection
Why give looks away for free
When sponsors can pay right through the nose to me?
Got a collab deal on the table tonight
Forty percent off — use my code for the site
Three-sixty spin and a smoky eye
Hook in the caption — watch the click rate fly
PRE-CHORUS
Comments rollin’ in — “who made your dress?”
Link in bio, babe — I’ll take care of the rest
Every scroll is a contract signed
You want my lifestyle? Pay for what’s on my mind
CHORUS
And I’m postin’ reels, postin’ reels
Feel the city break and everybody reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reels, postin’ reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reeeeels
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Postin’ reels
BRIDGE
♩ Break down · strings only · spoken word energy
Life’s going nowhere — somebody told me that
But that somebody’s got 200 followers
and I’ve got 2.4 million, so…
I hit record when the light’s golden
I hit post before my doubts get too bold and—
The feed refreshes, the heart counts climb
My whole life’s content — and it’s looking fine
Well, you can stare — I’ll frame the stare
Turn your attention into income — yeah, I dare
First it was free — now there’s a Patreon tier
For the close-up shots — premium content, dear
FINAL CHORUS (EXTENDED)
♩ Full band returns · key change up a half step
And I’m postin’ reels, postin’ reels
Feel the city break and everybody reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reels, postin’ reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reeeeels
You can tell by the way I hold my phone
I’m a postin’ gal — and I’m cashing on my own
Ring light bright and the contract signed
Every reel I drop is by my own design
Postin’ reels — postin’ reels
Ah, ha, ha, ha — postin’ reeeeels…
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